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Adult-E-sport

  • 19 nov. 2015
  • 2 min de lecture

Team youporn

Spanish eSports team Play2Win, who play DOTA 2, League of Legends and Hearthstone, will no longer be known as Play2Win. Instead, they'll be known as Team YP (Team YouPorn).

The online porn giant has been trying to get into the eSports business for a while now, but was having trouble with the fact its name, um, has the word "porn" in it. This looks like a decent compromise. The word "porn" isn't on their shirts or in their branding but, well, everyone still gets it.

Note the logo on the team's shirts. A giant, ornate sword penetrating a mountain. Subtle.

Please, just look at the guy with a cap. He looks like a pizza guy.

“Hey you can't pay ? Okay I'm sure we can work this out...

… I got my computer. 1V1. If I win you pay”

And the guy in the middle looks like the geek sworn enemy of Big Bang Theory Will Wheaton.

Sexuality in E-Sport :

For exemple, a lot of girls dressed as characters from E-Sport. It's just some cosplay but there's a huge difference between a girl dress as mario with a mustache and a girl dress as Luigi with a

Huge Double D. The first kind of girl are real cosplayers, but the other one are just some attention whore. This kind b*tches want some like on instagram or facebook.

Mario and Luigi exemple is not that good cause it's not a game played in competition, but there's a lot of good exemple like League Of Legends. This game is played in competition and there's a lot of attention whore dressed as Katarina, Miss Fortune, or Nidalee at every event like the Paris Games Week, E3, or in the Comicon.

So if you don't know this characters, there's few exemple of their attention whore dooplegangers :

Violence in E-sport :

Mortal Kombat is a video game franchise originally developed by Midway Games' Chicago studio in 1992. Following Midway's bankruptcy, the Mortal Kombat development team was acquired by Warner Bros. and turned into NetherRealm Studios. Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment currently owns the rights of the franchise and rebooted it in 2011. There's a lot of competition on this game, with some good cash price.

This game is famous thanks to his "finish him" moves. When you win a fight, you got few second to give a free hit, so if you want, you could end the fight with a violent, and epic last move called fatality.

You never saw a "FATALITY" !!!!!

Well... There's a video (not for the squeamish)


 
 
 

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