The worst super heroes ever
- 15 oct. 2015
- 2 min de lecture
Strength, intelligence, charism, great and usefull superpower... The heroes that we chose haven't any of those qualities. You probably think that kick-ass is the worst superhero but you're wrong !!!
So check out our flop 10 :
10 Squirrel girl :
Doreen Green has the mutant power to communicate with squirrels. Sounds cool, but it's so useless. And this mutant defeat some supervilains with her powers.
She also got some real power like razor-sharp claws and retractable knuckle spikes, that's why she's only #10
9 Matter-eater lad :
DC comics never failed to surprise me. They created Matter-eater lad : a superhero who possesses the power to eat matter in all forms. It can be usefull : NO MORE NUCLEAR WASTE.
But please, use your power for eaten this crap.
8 Gunfire :
The stupid version of midas. Everything this "hero" touches becomes a gun... Yep, a gun. As if one hundred guns could saved the world. Congratulation DC comics
7 Bouncing boy :
Bouncing Boy has the power to inflate like a giant ball and bounce around. This combination of invulnerability and velocity makes him a surprisingly useful combatant. Useful maybe, but he looks so ridiculous. If i was a vilain, I shall be laughing out loud seeing that big bouncy ball coming.
6 Howard the duck :
Well... It's a duck.. AN UGLY DUCK ! And what about his power ? He practiced the "Quack-fu". His best apparition was in the comics "Deadpool kills the Marvel Universe 2" where he is dead..
I'm already tired of this shit but here's the "top 5"
5 Extrano :
Have you ever heard about extrano ? The gay hispanic magician ? You think you can't be more ridiculous but let's congratulate DC comics cause they went farther ! This gay magician got AIDS (so cliché)... And the one who gave him the HIV is ... HEMO-GOBLIN, A F*CKING VAMPIRE
4 Zeitgeist :
Zeitgeist (Axel Cluney) is a fictional mutant character and superhero in the Marvel Comics Universe, a member of the second team of X-Force.
3 Captain hindsight :
Captain hindsight is a superhero who helps people in need by... appearing after an accident and tell them what they did wrong and how they should have avoid it, instead of actually rescuing them. So thanks Captain, you did a great job.
2 Mintberry crunch :
Meet Mint Berry Crunch! He's part man, part mint, part berry and ALL CRUNCH.
When this hero say : "SHABLAGOOOOO" he is transformed into a mintberry crunch.
1 Hentai Kamen :
Kyosuke is the best member of his high school martial arts club, but when he indulges in his passion for wearing women's underwear he becomes the panty-masked superhero Hentai Kamen. Based on a wildly popular manga series, Hentai Kamen may not be the hero we deserve, but he's the hero we need.
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